it was like his penis was on wheels.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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