How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Randomize
