You're earring is so big in my mouth
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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