Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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