i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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