he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I've blown a few things in my day
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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