everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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