You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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