For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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