Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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