First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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