So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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