I want to stick my p in your. b.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
All the doctor said was why
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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