I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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