On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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