I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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