Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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