Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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