Grow some girl-balls and come out already
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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