The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
