What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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