That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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