Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
He? As in you personified your dick?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
