You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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