Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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