Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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