New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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