i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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