It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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