coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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