i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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