goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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