He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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