i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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