She's JV to your varsity
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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