Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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