what day is it and did you see me today?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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