Those balls look pretty dangerous.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize