Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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