i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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