Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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