Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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