so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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