Who did Billy Mays play for?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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