new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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