got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
