We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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