: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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