Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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