On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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