I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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