It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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