Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
The ass gains better be worth it
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