Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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