there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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